... Where Can I Buy One?

Alright, maybe I'm not a big fan of technology taking over our lives, but this is the coolest phone ever. I don't understand it, but it's cool.

Told you. The identity tagging is maybe a little on the unsure side (it would revolutionize the stalking industry, though), but other than that, it's cool.

So, the next time you say someone scared you to death, remember that it's actually possible. Larry Whitfield has been sentenced to life in prison for scaring a 79-year-old woman to death by kidnapping her. Yea. It's weird.

This one I heard about this morning on Fox News. A woman lost her long-term sick leave benefits because of her Facebook. She's got pictures of herself on the beach and stuff, but her doctor advised her to take a vacation because she was depressed. So now she's suing.

Okay, here's a video I absolutely love. These are things that are like a one in a million chance.

One of my favorites is at 24 seconds. That's just incredible.

That's it for now. See ya!

~Christian

Lynch Me If You Like...

God, I haven't posted in forever... My computer has been screwing up (or so my dad says), so he took it to get fixed. It seems to be working much better, actually. So, let me update you. TSO was incredible. Words cannot describe how amazing it was. On Tuesday, I saw 500 Days of Summer. It was pretty sweet, for a chick flik. Today was a good day, too. I have an A in Stats, I read more of my book, I'm doing well in Japanese, AND I had some pizza with Mountain Dew. Hell yea, good day.

But enough about my boring life. You want some videos and shit, right?

I watched that the other day in Government. No, we don't do any work in that class...

So, this video makes me smile... Cuz I like watching drunk people fall down... And there's an added twist: a subway train!

Aw, almost. Just kidding. People being run over by trains isn't funny. Unless that person is Kanye West. Cuz he's a fool.

By the way, does anyone think that MySpace, Facebook, and YouTube fuck up your computer? Cuz my dad seems to think that they're all crawling with viruses and the second you load the page, your computer is infested with them. I don't know, I've been on YouTube on all kinds of computers and none of them seem to crash... Oh well, fuck it. Here's the news.

A guy is let off on robbery charges thanks to his Facebook. Yep. So, if you're ever charged with a crime, but you swear to God you didn't do it, tell the cops to check your MySpace or Facebook or something. See, they're not just for viruses, they can help you get out of jail!

Haha, it's really pissing my little brother off that I won't get off the damn computer so he can play RuneScape. So, I think this is it for today. I promise to update again tomorrow. Au revoir.

~Christian