When the Hell Did You Get Here?!

I saw this video today. there's no reason for this invention...

Yep. That's all it freakin' does. You click "on" and it turns itself off... Brilliant...

Have you ever been fast asleep and snuggled a little closer to the person on the other side of the bed and then suddenly realize... That person wasn't there before... Apparently, that's what happened to this woman. Just wakes up and is like "Oh, there's some guy in my bed... WTF?!" Yep, so be careful when you sleep, ladies and gentlemen. Make sure all doors and windows are securely fastened.

That's it for today. Join us next time when I eat a live shark! (Subject to change).

~Christian