Nice Day for a White Wedding

I'm sure by this point in our blog relationship, you're well aware that I like it when random stuff is played on a random instrument. Well, I found another one. Here's Super Mario played on the violin, with gaming accompaniment.



That's pretty sweet. That takes talent... and a lack of getting laid...

Is it just me, or do they make a sequel to every crappy movie and its brother? It's like a bunch of douchebags sit around and say "Hey, we made 37 dollars off this movie last year. Why don't we make a sequel? I'd bet we make at least $10... Fuckin' stupid movie execs. But the latest shitty sequel is Paranormal Activity 2. Maybe I don't understand the obssession with having the shit scared out of me, I don't know. But they're making one. And it will be stupid. There's no getting around it. Plus, wasn't Paranormal Activity supposedly real home videos, or some shit? Doesn't a swequel kind of kill that theory? I don't know, but here's the trailer. Bullshit...



Oh by the way, if you're alone in a dark house, that's probably not a great video to watch... I'm scared to open my door... Nah, I'm just fuckin' with you.

This next video is... I don't know what the fuck this next video is. I--no, you just have to watch it. I'll talk later.



Okay, so for starters, she naked. And walking backwards and shit. And what's wrong with her eyes? And also, I'm not even sure she was a real person. She almost seemed like CGI. And not even CGI of a human being, but rather CGI of some sort of intergalactic creature. And I don't think she was singing in English. I couldn't make out any of it... That was just... odd.

Yea, there's always a few videos like that, ones that I absolutely cannot understand. I feel like someone needs to share in my utter confusion...

Hey, did anyone else see where Stephen Colbert tried out for the Knicks? I found the episode in 60 seconds. He plays one-on-one with Allan Houston. He spotted Stephen 9 points. And Stephen beat him... thanks to video editing!

The Colbert Report	Mon - Thurs 11:30pm / 10:30c
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Well, that's it. I leave you with an epic fail montage. You're welcome.



~Christian

"We're Almost Through the Month of June," Said the Sun to the Moon

Good thing she had password protection, something tells me he was carrying a virus...

What's up? Welcome to A2O. I'd like to start today with a with a little dissertation I've prepared...

"Why You Shouldn't Get Drunk and then Swim in the Ocean," a dissertation by Christian Yates

If you get really hammered, chances are, you're going to pass out. If you're just swimming along, you could pass out and drown. Or get eaten by sharks. If you're like this guy, however, and you're on a pool floaty... Well, then things get interesting. He floated a mile off shore. He very easily could've been lost forever. Or been eaten by sharks... So if you're gonna get wasted, please be responsible: Don't drink and swim.

Alright, here's an interesting video, which thoroughly proves that Apple should go fuck themselves. Apparently, if you hold the iPhone 4 the wrong way, you'll drop calls.



I hate Apple crap. Makes me mad that every MP3 player is referred to as an iPod. And the iPhone is just one useless app away from having its ass kicked by yours truly.

Now onto the shocking science fiction part of our show.

Tales From the Beyond!

Scotland has its share of oddities, such as the Loch Ness Monster and men wearing dresses, but it seems a new creature, the Horse Boy, has spawned from the dark, mysterious... um, suburb of Aberdeen?... Okay, so maybe Horse Boy isn't actually half-man, half-horse, but can you give me a reason why anyone would do this?














It's absolutely fascinating. Caught for the first time on camera by Google's Street View van.

Skeptics have said that you can see him putting on the mask when you back down the road... I don't know. Just one of life's unsolved mysteries. Although, I hope we hear more from Horse Boy in the future.

Well, that ought to wrap it up for today. Tune in tomorrow for more crazy stuff. Until then, here's the craziest thing I could find this week.



~Chrisitan