So I Herd U Liek Mudkipz??

I has come to my attention that many people do not know of the glory of the Mudkip... which is surprising, since it has gotten almost as infamous as the Rickroll... So, let me enlighten you. With a little thing we like to call "The Copypasta." This has not been altered in any way.

Today being Halloween, I decided to fuck with the major retard at school when I came out of science for break. He was dressed as Ash. Knowing this was going to happen, I brough a Mudkips doll. Thus I started the conversation, making sure no one saw me.

"So I heard you like Mudkips..." "Mudkips? I LUUUUUUUUUUUUVE MUDKIPS." "O RLY? So, would you ever fuck a Mudkips, that is.." (he cuts me off before I could said 'if you were a mudkips') "OF COURSE." "Well I just happen to have a Mudkips here, and."

Before I finished the sentence, which would have resulted in me hitting him across the face with the doll, he grabbed it. In one swift motion his pants were down and he was violenly humping it. Not to get between a man and his Mudkips I started to walk away, because there is no way I'd be caught wrestling a half-naked crazy guy humping a Mudkips.

Needles to say, within 5 to 10 seconds, some girls saw him and started screaming. I cooly walked into a restroom, pretending nothing had ever happened; not that I had intended that outcome, but now that it was in play I didn't want to be involved.

I came back two minutes later, and like any wanton act on school grounds there was now a huge crowd round him. He was still fucking it and baying this real fucked up 'EEEEEEEEEEINNNNF EEEEEEEEEEINNNF' sound. Suddenly a scuffle broke out in the middle, meaning he probably did something stupid.

I asked someone what had happened. A girlfriend of one of the football players tried to get him to stop, but he bit her for trying to take it away. Someone called in a few football players (all dressed up like Road Warrior) who proceeded to pummel the shit out of the guy. Meanwhile the school police were freaking out and having trouble getting in to the situation.

A few minutes later the intruder alarm went off and we were shuffled into classrooms. Over the intercom the principal announced that someone had thrown a flaming plush toy into the library. Uh.. what the hell.

So we were kept there and about 30 minutes later the principal came on again. This time he was saying that whoever was behind the beating should turn themselves in. All of a sudden this woman began yelling "I WILL SUE YOU FOR DAMAGES. YOU LITTLE PUNKS, I'M GONNA SUE..." and it was cut off.

I asked an office later what had happened. Apparently his mother had come to pick him up and threatened to sue for the beating and 'whatever else happened.' The school threatened to counter-sue because of lewd conduct, inciting a riot, and starting a fight.

So I ask you: do you like Mudkips?

Watch this video (the original Kip Roll), to better help you understand the Mudkip phenomenon.

Yea. For 9 and a half minutes... Isn't it great?

Okay, let's move away from Mudkip now. And on to Family Guy. This is from an older episode, so I'm sure you've all seen it at some point, but it's still freakin' hilarious.

There are a ton of songs named after girls. He didn't name Emily, Janine, Amber, Kelsey, Trinity, Chelsea, Nancy the Tavern Wench, Jane Doe, Sarah Wynn, Aurora, Emma, Stella, Jasey Rae, Holly, Lucy, Gracie, Adelaide, Kylie from Connecticut, Layne, Helena, Cath..., Donna, Beth... Well, I think you get the idea...

Haha, that's it for today, kiddies!

~Christian

No Title Today

A few years ago, we all heard about Tay Zonday and his "Chocolate Rain." He was all over YouTube. Let's not let his star status wane.

Yea, it's exactly what you think it's about. You can download that track by right clicking this link and clicking "save," by the way.

Have you ever asked yourself "Is this a good day for pie?" This video holds the answer.

Now, if the creators of Family Guy actually animated this segment (as in, they didn't call in another team of animators), you really must give them a hell of a lot of credit for being so flexible in their art style. It doesn't feel forced at all.

So, I've read some interesting court case stories, but I don't think any of them have ever involved shit-slinging. And I mean literal shit-slinging. Yes, that's right. A man threw a bag of his own excrement at the jury during his home-invasion trial... What the fuck would possess someone to throw poo at someone... Especially at the people who decide whether or not you get twenty years in prison. Honestly, dude, what was going through your head?...

Okay, now here's a story with a little grey area. A guy received over $470,000 from a company he never worked for. On the one hand, he was techincally stealing money. On the other, it's free money! He's looking at about six years, as well making up for all he received. So the plasma TV, jacuzzi, wet bar, H3, and new set of clubs to go with the admission into the Country Club are all gonna have to go back. Sorry pal. C'est la vie.

I'll leave you with this. It's a reminder of why people (especially dumb ones) should never be trusted with simple tasks like driving.

What really cracks me up is how they just drive away slowly like "I don't really need to be here, it's not that important. I'll come back tomorrow..."

~Christian

It's Like Porn Without the Sex

This is a clip from Family Guy that I absolutely love.

Isn't it great. It ends perfectly.

Now, here's some Whose Line.


So, has anyone ever played with Legos? Of course you have. Ever built a house with them? That's right. A full size house made of Legos. It's ridiculous. Here's another one: A hotel built out of 200,000 key cards... Okay, sure. Does it work? I don't know...

And now, we'll call it a day. Tune in next time for more side-splitting humor, breath taking action, and heart pounding romance... or videos, news, and music... That's probably more likely...

~Christian

Join the Resistance!!!

So, I don't really have much to post about today... I know, I've been slacking. But on the brightside, I'm incredibly good-looking... Alright, that's a lie. But let's see what we've got today, shall we?

Does anyone know about the Lonelygirl15 videos? They were a vlog that surfaced in June of '06. Well, if you're one of the people saying "old news," my apologies. I've only lately been exploring the viral side of the internet. I think they're pretty interesting. Go check 'em out!

I've been learning a lot about myself lately. This video kind of inspired me.



It's a really simple premise, but it made me see things in a different way. A bigger way. So now, one of my goals is to travel. Everywhere. Anywhere.

But here's some more good stuff. Family Guy.



Ahahahahahaha!!! I couldn't resist. I found this and thought "No way am I the only one getting tricked by this."

... I really can't think of anything else to post (or maybe I'm really just distracted by the LG15 saga...) Alright, I tell you what. I'll be back tomorrow with news and videos, and music and... I don't know, new stuff. So till then, thanks for reading!

~Christian