Twas the Night Before New Year's

So tonight marks the end of 2009. What a year it's been, right? Let's run through some highlights, shall we? Well, there was Kanye bashing Taylor, Chris Brown bashed (literally, this time) Rihanna, District 9, Alice in Chain's first studio album in 14 years, that senator that yelled at President Obama, DJ Hero, Transformers 2... It's just been a damn good year. Here's a video that I think is absolutely phenomenal. This song is a remix of 25 of the year's biggest pop songs including Black Eyed Peas, Taylor Swift, Kings of Leon, and Lady GaGa.

Honestly, I don't like most of the songs used, but collectively, they make a great song.

Here's another video. You know those numbers you see on bathroom walls that say "for a good time, call this number"? Ever call one?

Best ending to any video ever.

Okay, I want everyone to go out and try to beat this record: A woman gets pulled over in South Dakota. She's drunk. But here's the kicker: her blood alcohol content was .708... that's nine times the legal limit. That's a record. So, tonight is New Year's Eve. I want everyone to get shit-faced, plastered, hammered, horizontal, and whatever other synonyms for drunk you can think of and then record your blood alcohol. Alright, not really. If people did that, I'd get in trouble, so this is the disclaimer, saying it was only a joke... but seriously, the idea is already there and I can't stop you... :D

~Christian

Updating Over the Weekend is Hard

It's easier to post when I'm stuck at home during the week for a few hours waiting to either work or hang out with my girlfriend. But oh well, I managed. And I've got some new stuff today that's pretty cool.

Anyone ever heard of a guy named Zac Sunderland? He's a 17-year-old just recently got back from a little trip. Around the world. In a boat. Alone. He's got a blog if you want to read it.

I also want to post this news story. It happened about two months ago, but that doesn't change the hilarity of it. If you're low on cash, but you want to get laid, look for this prostitute. She'll sleep with you for, apparently, a bag of Cheetos... Read the story.

This entry needs a video. Oh look, here's one!

Makes me smile. No dogs were harmed.

I think I'm gonna stop for now. But rest assured, more shall follow. Tomorrow, in fact. So stay tuned.

~Christian