There's Some Weird-Ass Shit Out There

Yesterday, I went to my class at Sinclair. I don't drive, because my dad doesn't want me struggling to pay for insurance with no job (damn economy), so my dad dropped me off. My sister would be by later to pick me up. My last words before getting out of the car were, "I wish I'd remember to bring a cell phone to class." But I didn't. So I walk over to my building and up to the 3rd floor. People usually wait outside the classroom till class actually starts, but if there's no one in the room, it's okay to go in. So I'm the only in the room. I check my school email. Class in canceled. And my professor sent the email out just earlier that morning. Fuck. I'm stranded with no phone. So I have to bum one off of someone. That's difficult in downtown Dayton, because everyone thinks you're gonna jack it. Finally, I find a guy who's either really nice or too lazy to care. Thanks, dude! He'll probably never see this, though...

So enough boring-ness (I hate being one of those "Tell-you-every-boring-detail-about-my-day" people, but I like that story). Here's a weird video. I mostly only like it because of the music and videography.

From what I've heard, there's never been any actual proof that anyone's been killed by a falling coconut. But it seems possible.

Ever seen a video that you weren't really sure if you like or not. It's just kind of... you know? Here's a little kid doing a Batman impression.


Have you ever followed a higher calling? One that's probably told you to help a neighbor, or donate to the poor... or steal a Dodge Charger. This 36-year-old guy (who told police his name was "Seven") smashed a window at a car dealership in Kentucky and stole a Charger, cuz God wanted him to. Security stopped him before he could even get into the showroom. Moron.

By the way, the U.N. is texting food to Iraqi refugees now. Yep, just when you think the world couldn't get any more reliant on technology. It's a good idea though. They're sending vouchers by text so refugees can go to markets and get food that can't be sent in an aid basket (stuff like cheese, for example). So it sounds weird as hell, but it's a good idea.

And that's it for today. Check back tomorrow, I'll try to get back into the "every day" routine... Yea, that'll happen. No, it will, trust me...

~Christian

Perhaps the Stories Are True...

Yes, it seems that there is solid, undeniable proof that the moon landing, was in fact a hoax. There is no other explanation for this video.

It's funny, right? I thought it was pretty clever.

Alright, this is a picture I found on funnyharhar.com. I know it's kind of cruel, but that doesn't change the fact that it's hilarious.





















Haha! Okay, it's really mean. But I don't care. Funny beats mean every time.

Well, today was my first day of college. It was much easier than I expected. I had English today, and that was it. For 50 minutes. Which is shorter than the classes I take at high school. Tomorrow I start Japanese. That should be fun.

I'm gonna leave you with this. You can't watch this and not laugh.


~Christian

The First Entry

Okay, I guess I'll just use this to introduce myself and let you kow what I'm going to be doing in this blog. First off, my name is Christian. I'm a senior in high school and starting Sept. 9, I'll also be a college student. There's this program that some schools do called PSEO, where I can go to college for free while I'm in high school, so I was like "Hell yea, I'll do that!" Anyway, this blog is going to be used for whatever purpose I see fit: talking about music (and I'll try to put up links so you can download), movies, politics (by the way, you ever notice how politics is like the Latin word "poly" meaning many, and ticks, which are blood-sucking creatures?...), and I'm sure I'll rant about everything. You're also gonna hear about my band, whether you want to or not. I'll probably throw out some random thoughts every once in a while. Speaking of which, can you get cornered in a round room? My psychology teacher seemed to think so, but I wanna hear your thoughts. I think that's it for now, cuz I have to be at work soon. So, until next time, may the Force be with you and may all your wildest dreams come true. Unless your dream is of me in a mini skirt, in which case, fuck off.

~Christian