It's Like Pulling Teeth

My goddamn internet, I swear to God... It took me like 20 minutes to load this freakin' page. But anyway, I'm here. That's the important thing. Let's start with the news today, just because I wanna mix it up.

Okay, I really wish this had happened two weeks ago, on Halloween. Three homeless guys in Moscow were arrested. Why? Because the butchered a 25-year-old man, ate part of his body, then sold the rest to a kebab stand... You can't make this shit up, folks. That's one of the oddest stories I've come across...

This one cracks me up: In 1959, a guy checked some books out from his high school library. 50 years later, they were returned. Yea. He sent the books to the school along with a $1,000 money order to pay for the fines. I'm telling you, you can't make this up.

This video makes me piss. Watch it and love it.

I see a #1 single here. Charlie could be HUGE! I can't even tell you how much I love that video.

I also found this video, which I found kind of cool, but only parts of it, cuz other parts are boring. Roomba Pac Man. Yep.

Yea, there's some boring science parts, but still, these guys are freaking playing Pac Man with Roombas! Anyway, the moral of the story is Roombas are cool and Pac Man makes them even cooler.

Alright, that's all for today. See you tomorrow for more videos, news, and, other random shit.

~Christian

To the Pac-Cycle, Quickly

Coming soon to a theater near you.


Here's another album download. Today, Rise Against's fifth (and latest) release: Appeal to Reason. It opens with a couple of hard-hitters before melting into a softer side (with "Hero of War" and "Audience of One"). The album is brilliant, start to finish, and that is why it is now a part of The Albums You Should Own (Legally or Otherwise). That's officially the title for this segment, by the way.

Today, President Obama gave some kind of address to students. So, I'd like to put up some presidential videos...

If that doesn't make you piss yourself, your funny bone must be broken. McCain actually got rick rolled by that video during one of his speeches. The wholoe crowd starting cheering for Obama. YouTube it.

Here's another one, from MadTV.

*Pisses pants* That's one of the best videos I've seen on YouTube. Love it.

Here's some of the latest news: A doll redefines the word "inappropriate." That's just freakin' ridiculous. And it seems that a conspiracy theorist has convinced Neil Armstrong that the moon landing was faked... I think he's being sarcastic. But I don't know, let me know what you think.

And that's it for today. And it was a hell of a lot. I'll post again tomorrow, faithful readers.

~Christian