I Might Start Drinking, Actually...

So tonight was cool. I got to drive solo for the first time. I know what you're thinking: But Christian, you're almost 18. Why can't you drive? I waited a long damn time, that's why. And for a while I had no insurance. But tonight, I got to drive Chelsea home. So it's pretty hardcore.

Anyway, stuff for your viewing pleasure. This is kind of an old video, but it remains funny. And effective at selling its product. Even I considered buying it.

I love the score for this commercial. So much depth and emotion to it...

So a guy walks into a store with $600 (I know this sounds like a set-up to a joke, but this actually happened). He then steals a mechanical pencil and gets arrested for it. Why? Cuz he's a goddamn idiot. That's why.

Okay, so last Saturday, Taylor Swift hosted SNL. And she did this musical monologue that rocks my socks off. It's actually better than most of the junk I've heard by her. Cracks me up, just watch it. By the way, you have to skip to 50 seconds to ignore the subscribe ad. Sorry about the quality.

The part about writing about douche bags who break up with her is my favorite. Oh, Taylor. You amuse me. "Hey Joe, I'm doin' fine."

That's all tonight. Tune in tomorrow for more shit to make you laugh.

~Christian

No, I Don't Want to Take a Short Political Survey

We watched this video in Government the other day. It's from SNL.

I love it.

Here's a video my brother showed me: How to Play Guitar... Well Enough to Get You Laid


I just watched this 45-minute long movie called "The Call of Cthulhu." It was made in 2005, but it's in the style of a 1920s silent movie. It was... alright. Kyle couldn't stay awake when he watched it. But he was right: Cthulhu needed more face time. I read a review on imdb.com that said Lovecraft doesn't translate well to video. I need to read the book, then. Right after I read Dante's Inferno, which is first on the list right now.

Alright, download this album: Pearl Jam's debut release, "Ten," is freaking great. Virtually every track is a work of art. This album has a ton of atmosphere to it, which I especially love. It surrounds you, man. Too bad Pearl Jam doesn't really sound like this anymore. Join the "Get Eddie Vedder Back on Heroin Campaign," so they'll sound like themselves again... Anyway, great CD.

That's it. Tune in again tomorrow. Peace.

~Christian