What Happens When You Find You Cat in Bed With Some Tramp

Ahahahaha! I love finding shit like this!

Love it, love it, love it.

Okay, so here's a video from a guy who calls himself "The Amazing Athiest."

It made me laugh. I'm not all "kill small animals" or anything, but he approached this topic perfectly. Anything can be made funny.

News that makes you go "WTF?" A little kid (like a toddler) fell 30 feet onto rocks. And is fine. Freakin' supertoddler... In other news, people are morons. Disagree? Read this and you won't. She picked up her friend (who was charged with a DWI) from the police station... While she was sloppy-fucking-drunk. Twice the legal limit. Moron.

Remember when I wrote about the guy who shot a cannon through his neighbor's window? He's being brought up on felony charges. This is why old people should be forced to stay in the house, away from dangerous things like cannons.

That's it for now, sorry I didn't put shit up over the weekend, but hopefully you got some fun out of this post. Later!

~Christian

Dadada Dadada Dadadada (Dododo, Dododo)

Okay, so I've been slacking, I know. And I know the reason... but, it's all good. Cuz I'm gonna give you a lot of stuff today. Like, a lot. I don't even have other tabs open. I'm devoting all my attention to bringing you the goods.

First up, Fall Out Boy. Quit booing. I don't care (hehe) if you don't like their music. Their videos are hysterical.

Ha! Andy drops a piss balloon. Classic.

More stuff, more stuff. How's about this: Another bigfoot sighting.

Chilling, chilling footage.

News! Let me ask you something. Are you cool enough to own a cannon? How about fire one through your neighbor's window? Yep, just count on me to bring you news that makes you go "WTF?" Like this story: a douchebag slaps a crying kid in WalMart... That's freakin' stupid. Do it where no one can see you...

Moving on... Music! I heard Alice in Chains' new song "Check My Brain" on the radio the other day. I'm impressed. William Duvall sounds just like Layne did back in the day. "Black Gives Way to Blue," their first album in 14 years, comes out September 29.

What do we want now?... How about some DLC (that's downloadable content, in case you didn't know...) This is gonna be the start of a new section called: My Favorite Albums. Or something like that. Cuz I'm I'm only gonna post albums I really dig. The first one is Cold's 2003 release "Year of the Spider." Nearly every track is fantastic, and it was much more articulate and easier to listen to than their previous releases.

And that's it for today, I'll see you tomorrow!

~Christian