One Night at McKyle's...

Radiohead's Thom Yorke is predicting a collapse in the music industry, to which I say "No shit." But the thing of it is that he's saying it's gonna happen in the coming months. I suppose he's got a point. The music industry is just one big shit storm, a never-ending slew of horrible ideas (XCP, DRM, signing Brokencyde), and a lot of bands have started doing stuff that is just one big middle figner to the industry. Like Nine Inch Nails and Radiohead releasing free digital albums, Switchfoot dropping their label and releasing "Hello Hurricane" independently. So here's what I suggest: everyone should just have their own record label, and just say "Fuck you, Sony BMG and Universal and all the other fuckers that have kept artists from doing what they want for the past 50 years." Okay, so that's kind of a long thing to say, so maybe just "Fuck you" will suffice. Here's the full article.

This video is from an internet show called "Cute Things... Exploding." It's an art series... Designed to demonstrate how... awesome it is when cute things explode... Shut up and watch.



Yes! It's a minute-long stream of laughter. I nearly pissed myself laughing the first time I saw this.

Here's a video that went viral not too long ago. The OMG Cat!



My God... it's full of stars...

Now here's the OMG Cat exploding!



Yea, that was totally worth the space it took up.

This next video is incredibly pointless (more or less a waste of four minutes of my life...) But there is one redeemable quality: The song is just so damn catchy... What'd you think I was gonna say?...



I watched this video with Kyle... He seems to think the "beach chair" is a metaphor for her ass and the "palm tree" is a metaphor for her YAYbies (special thanks to Myq Kaplan). I reminded him that it's rap and they don't use metaphors... Cuz they suck.

Here's a post from Craigslist's Best of. It's pretty, um... well, different to say the least... It's from a girl to her porn-watching pig boyfriend. Enjoy.

So speaking of sex and stuff, Kyle decided it would be a good idea to show me this. Apparently, he doesn't know me at all. Because this makes me think bad things. It makes me want to do bad things. I have a pain building in my chest because of this fucking website. Thanks a fucking bunch Kyle... Anyway, there's soem pretty hot stuff on there, check it out.

That wraps it up for today. Join me tomorrow for more! Enjoy the closer.



~Christian

Our Amps Go to 11

Yesterday, I decided that my blogs need to contain more stuff. So there's gonna be more stuff.

First of all, the title deals with music (specifically, it's a quote from "This is Spinal Tap"), so here's some music news. Linkin Park is releasing a new CD, and I'm totally gonna buy it. Which I rarely do. Mike Shinoda says it's so different, they're going to have to come up with a new genre for it. Sounds fucking awesome, Mike. Post-hardcore band Alesana is also planning to release a CD (another I'll probably buy). It's going to focus on one story this time, dealing with the turn of cntury. Other than that,we don't know anything about it. STP also has plans for a new album (Yep, Scott Weiland is back with them, and no, he hasn't died of a heroin overdose yet. He's actually clean!)

Alright, non-related stuff. This news story will make you say "WTF?" This just happened yesterday or the day before...

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Like I said. "WTF?" I also found a story about a plant that can eat rats. Couldn't find a good video, though, so Google it.

By the way, did you know you can put your face on an M&M? It's freakin' sweet.

What do you think, one more video? This is one of the most clever things I've ever seen. It's from College Humor.

Told you it was good.

That's it for now. Quit whining, there was a lot of good stuff in here. I'll be back tomorrow, same time, same place.

~Christian