Grand Re-Opening!!

June 1st. Felt it was a good place to start again. I haven't posted sicne March the fucking 17th... Wow. We're gonna get back to an "every day" thing like I planned in the beginning, alright? And I'm gonna start a new set-up Now let's get started. By the way, I'd first like to say congrats class of 2010. For most of us, it was a long run. For others, well, I don't know how the you graduated, but congrats on being some kind of magician... Also, I'm writing this from my brand new laptop! It's sweet--even though it's an Acer... Anyway...

Face Palm of the Week

So a week or two ago, I was looking at a Wiki list of albums coming out this year. As I scanned, a Miley Cyrus album caught my eye. Normally it wouldn't, but the title peaked my interest... "Can't Be Tamed." Great. I had to see some album art. Luckily, there was a picture of the cover.







See. You're interested now... Aren't you?






At this point, there was no escaping it: I had to watch the video for the lead single. And luckily for all of you, you get to watch it too.



I'm not an expert, but I'm fairly certain it took Britney Spears years longer to get to this point in her career. I'm not gonna lie, the song itself isn't horrible. The hook could use some work, but I'm just saying... So like it or leave it, people, Miley Cyrus the Disney girl is gone. Say hello to Miley Cyrus the sex symbol.

Let's jump to a different segment, one I call "Things I Actually Like." Today's spotlight is on comedian Myq Kaplan. See the thing that sets Myq apart from other comedians is the fact that he's actually intelligent. It's all wordplay, not just sex and fart jokes--coughDaneCookcough--it's actually well thought out. But let me show you, rather than tell you.









He does a lot of the same jokes when he does shows, but I still really like him. He's hysterical.

So anyway, itis time for the part of blogging I miss the most: sharing weird news stories. Let's see what going on in this twisted little world.

First up is quite possibly the oddest burglary I've come across. Other than the time that guy robbed a lady then came back later and asked her out on a date... Anyway, someone in Ohio had their wheelchair ramp stolen... I have a question: What the fuck do you need a 10-foot ramp for so badly that you'd steal one? They're probably skateboarders. Anyway, she's getting a new one for free, but seriously... Here's the article.

Anyone ever heard of a band called Alaska Alaska? Me neither. But it seems their drummer is quite the party animal. Nicholas Blossom was so drunk last Saturday that he fell off a third-floor balcony and landed on a metal spike fence... headfirst. Here's the weird thing: he survived. Imagine the anti-alcohol marketing this guy's gonna do... You know, after he's out of the ICU... Read the story here.

Good stuff. That's a pretty full entry. Expect more like this. Longer, better, stronger. And expect them more often. Until next time, good night, and good luck.

~Christian