Story of My Life

Bah, I'm not gonna bore you with the story of my life. That couldn't hold the attention of anyone. I would, however, like you to read the abridged version, with all the boring-ness taken out. This is a song I wrote about a month or so ago, which is, more or less, the story of my life. The band wrote it, and it's kind of punky, like halfway between Lit and Smash Mouth...

"Alone"

Every day is the same routine
Does anybody know what the hell I mean?
I wake up and I'm already on cruise control
Then it's a battle just to get a hold

Of myself, once again
I think I'm sinkin'

Cuz I can't stand anyone around me
And I can't take what they think I should be
And I'm so tired of everything
I just wanna be alone

So I guess I hate the world, or at least everyone in it
Cuz everyone I know, they're all so full of shit
And the things I say make me sound like a dick
But I'm really just so damn sick

Of myself, once again
I think I'm sinkin'

Cuz I can't stand anyone around me
And I can't take what they think I should be
And I'm so tired of everything
I just wanna be alone

Why does no one understand me?
Am I so complicated?
Why can't anyone understand me?
And why do I feel so hated?

Cuz I can't stand anyone around me
And I can't take what they think I need to be

Cuz I can't stand anyone around me
And I can't take what they think I should be
And I'm so tired of everything
I just wanna be alone

And now, a 9-minute epic... epic fail, that is...


So, maybe I'm lazy, maybe you can go fuck yourselves, but I'm calling it a day. A demain.

~Christian

I Guess That Explains Why I Can't Remember the Rest of the Night

Let's download, shall we? Today, New Found Glory. I couldn't find a link for "Coming Home," which is arguably their best work to date, but here are their other best albums: "Catalyst," which is an excellent way to be introduced to the band. It contains some of their most melodic songs and also most of the catchiest. It'll keep you humming for days. Next is their latest: "Not Without a Fight," which is a bit of a contrast to "Catalyst" in that the songs on this album are more real, they aren't pretentious, and many are far less catchy. It does happen to have my favorite by the band though (Listen to Your Friends).

So, today I learned that the people of the United States have been lied to... and I'm not talking about Sen. Joe Wilson's argument... I mean that we don't pick the freakin' president. Never have. I hate the government in this country, man. Pisses me off. I told my Government teacher we need a revolution, and he said "If you start it, I'll follow." Anyone else?

And speaking of Joe Wilson...

Shitty quality, but oh well.

News. Someone's cremated ashes were stolen in a burglary. Answer me this: why the fuck would your uncle's cremated remains be in a Ziploc baggy? When you can answer that... God help us. In other news, Texans proudly displayed a flag with only 43 stars... Because fuck Alaska, Hawaii, Rhode Island, Montana, Wyoming, Iowa, and Kansas.

I'll leave you today with this. Because it makes me smile, then feel dirty.

So, do we tell him thank you and send him on his way, or should we give him some money... I think this is a grey area...

~Christian

Fake

So, I haven't posted the last two days. I've been busy. On Friday, I went to Justice's funeral. It was a really moving service. Heidi told me it's not how Justice would've wanted it. I agree. But oh well. At my funeral, I want there to be a buffet table and like a TV with Rock Band and shit. I want it to be like a party. Only I'm dead.

Then yesterday, we had a "9-hour" band practice. We didn't actually practice for nine hours, and stopped to take a nap, order pizza, wait on fucking Kyle, etc. We wrote a brand new song, though. It's hardcore. And by "hardcore," I mean totally softcore. It sounds like a mesh of Good Charlotte and Fall Out Boy. And I love it. It's called "Fake." Hence the post title...

So, let me post some shit.

I'm totally buying it.

Here's the latest news. A woman in Connecticut was heckled during a karaoke performance and was then punched in the face... Okay. Then we got some moron in South Carolina who's auctioning off an AK-47... he's running for National Guard leader... I mean, I'm all for owning a weapon, but like a pistol or a shotgun, not the video-game terrorist's weapon of choice... Fool.

So I watched The Office all day today with Chels. Here's a best of.

I wanted to find my favorite prank, the one where Jim and Pam trick Dwight into thinking the computer has taken on an identity and is taunting him. It's good.

Anyway, that's it for now. I'm pissed I can't find that clip. Oh well.

~Christian

Ever Wonder Why We're Here?

Contrary to popular belief, this was not, at any time, a prison planet. But that's not what I'm talking about. I'm talkin' 'bout old school video downloadin', man!

I just went 2003 on your ass!

Okay, this is arguably the best Whose Line ever: Robin Williams! Woo!

I nearly had a heart attack watching this earlier (because I was eating nasty McDonald's and laughing at the same time. Not a good combo)

Here's a freakin' weird as hell story: a pregnant woman somehow, but a freakin' act of God, got pregnant again. So two babies are cookin' at the same time... but they're not twins... Read the article here.

I'm sleepy, so that's it for today. I'm going to Justice's funeral tomorrow and gotta get up early.

~Christian

The Iron Maiden is Still Acceptable, Right?

So, this video is very political, dealing with torturing those convicted of terrorism, but bear with me.

It's an excellent debate...

So, has anyone heard Theory of a Deadman's newest single "By the Way" yet? I think it's the best song on that album (and therefore, I'm pissed it's the FOURTH single). But here's them playing it acoustic, since they haven't made a video for it.

It sounds just as good this way, I think.

So, it seems like all the good bands decided to wait until the last couple months to release their CDs. Chevelle released Sci-Fi Crimes at the end of August (slipped through even my radar). September 8th saw Thousand Foot Krutch's latest, "Welcome to the Masquerade." Muse released "The Resistance" on the 14th. September 20th held Pearl Jam's latest, "Backspacer," which I've heard is awesome. Yesterday we had the newest from Three DAys Grace: "Life Starts Now," and also Five Finger Death Punch: "War is the Answer." Next week, on the 29th, we'll see Alice in Chains, Paramore, Breaking Benjamin, and Default. Fucking sweet.

Okay, you wanna download something? How about Aberlin's "Cities." It's a fantastic album, and probably the best thing we've seen by them so far. While there aren't many "hits" on the album (as in songs you've heard of from the radio), every song could've (and should've) topped the charts. Anberlin isn't exactly like all the other stuff out there. They're kind of punk, kind of alternative, and all badass. Click the link and enjoy.

And that's it. TTFN!

~Christian

Get Get Get Get Get Get Over It

So, is anyone else sick and fucking tired of women complaining that they have to "try so hard to be pretty?" Cuz I am. Chels was telling me about the "pretty girls club" and how they wake up at four in the morning to put on their make up and do their hair... What the fuck?! Here's an idea: sleep in! Take a shower, put on some clothes. That's it. Make up is stupid. Most girls put on way too much and then they look like whores...

So, let's see. Yesterday, I helped Chelsea save a duck from an evil group of geese that had it out for him. Not how I planned my evening, but whatever.

Videos? News? Let's go. Virgina Tech beat Nebraska. Some people are taking it pretty hard...


Here's a great edition of Scenes from a Hat.


Here's a great story: Pot plants found growing on High street. No shit. The article is pretty short, but it's amusing. They're just chillin' in some hanging baskets on lamp posts... 3-feet tall. Wow.

I think we're good for tonight. I'll post again tomorrow with a rant and some music. Peace and love.

~Christian

House in da House

Anyone see the House season premiere? It was awesome. Anyway, Zane told me I should post today, so here it is.

First, an album. This is by a band that deserves to be good, because their debut, self-titled CD was fantastic. Theory of a Deadman did a really nice, consisntent job on this record, fusing the grunge, country, and metal perfectly, unlike subsequent releases. Every track rocks. Chad Kroeger should write more of their stuff (trivia: Chad Kroeger of Nickelback wrote the whole album).

How about a video?

It's hella fuckin' balls to the wall awesome.

Okay, one more from the Onion...

It's an interesting topic to think about. Who would've guessed that multiple stab wounds could shorten your life span?

That's it for tonight, cuz I'm tired and can't find anything cool right now. Peace.

~Christian

It's Like Porn Without the Sex

This is a clip from Family Guy that I absolutely love.

Isn't it great. It ends perfectly.

Now, here's some Whose Line.


So, has anyone ever played with Legos? Of course you have. Ever built a house with them? That's right. A full size house made of Legos. It's ridiculous. Here's another one: A hotel built out of 200,000 key cards... Okay, sure. Does it work? I don't know...

And now, we'll call it a day. Tune in next time for more side-splitting humor, breath taking action, and heart pounding romance... or videos, news, and music... That's probably more likely...

~Christian

She's Watchin' Wrestling, Creaming Over Top Gun...

So, I'm going old school on your ass today. Sort of. This is old school for m (literally), but I doubt many people have seen this vid. I took all this footage during my sophomore year on my friend's camera, then she edited it and set it to music. It's freakin' hysterical.

Courtney did a great job for doing this half asleep... WE should really do more videos... By the way, the weird kid in that video (or one of them...), Kyle, is the bassist in my band.

So anyway. Right now, I should be writing a paper for English which is due Monday. I don't have shit done on it. Oh well.

News! This is a brand new case of monster madness. Panama city: Four teenagers... whatever the hell this thing is.

Embedded video from CNN Video

I think this is less explainable than the Montauk Monster "Oh, its a raccoon, it's a dog." Okay, what the fuck is this?...

Here's another pretty cool video. My little brother just showed me this. It's comedian Tim Hawkins playing a reworked version of Green Day's "Time of Your Life."

It's not bad. His John Lennon voice thing gets annoying after a while though.

Alright, this is one of the single most hilarious videos I've ever seen.

This is awesome.

Alright, that's it for tonight. I should've been writing my English paper... Due Monday... Dammit...

~Christian

He Will Be Missed

So, I didn't post yesterday. I didn't lose any sleep, but I promise I'll stop posting ever other day and make it every day. So, let me let you know what's been going on lately. After I posted on Tuesday, I got a call from work. They told me come get my pay check from last week, and then I got laid off. Fantastic. I have one more check coming, but I'm done working there... Great.

Wednesday, I went job hunting. Picked up applications at the mall. I'll probably work at Hot Topic. No one else is really hiring.

I heard some terrible news this morning. Justice Johnson (he's the kind of guy that everyone knows and nobody hates) was in a car accident last night and was killed. Now, if you're not from where I'm from, this may not mean much to you. But to Miamisburg, it's huge... I think I'm gonna write a song for him (what do you say, Zane?).

But, I don't want this to be a downer. So, let's throw up a video, shall we?

That's one of those things you just can't unsee.

Zane and I might go see Cage the Elephant in Toledo in October. It's his favorite band. I haven't really listened to them that much, but a concert's a concert.


Alright, this is one of the weirdest stories I've seen in a while... And I don't know if I'm confused, repulsed... or incredibly turned on. A cheerleader in South Carolina helped hunt down and kill a ten foot long alligator... Here's another good one. My grades have never been so bad that I had to fake a kidnapping...

Oh! I played Scribblenauts Tuesday night. And couldn't stop. It's freakin' great. There's like 20,000 words... And all kinds of random shit (God, Cthulhu, Ceiling Cat (He still watches you masturbate...), etc.). I love it.

That's it for today. I'll post tomorrow, I swear. Adios!

~Christian

I'm Just Not On the Ball...

Okay, I missed yesterday for two reasons: The internet was screwing up and I'm just plain lazy. So, I will once again post double today. I won't make missing days into a habit, I swear. So, let's start off with a rant.

Rant #95 – Nines and Twos Don’t Go Together
I was at King’s Island with my friend and I saw this really good-looking girl getting off The Monster. Next to her was seated a guy who looked like a cross between Carrot Top and a ferret. He had this Jew-fro thing going on and it looked ridiculous. I motioned to them discretely and told my friend to look. He said “Dude, she’s hot.” Then he saw who she was with and said “Dude, she’s with him?” I nodded. It made no sense. We watched them as they got off the ride and went out the exit, hoping that maybe they were brother and sister, or cousins, or anything other than a couple. We didn’t see anything that made anything definite, but we agreed that they definitely weren’t siblings. So here’s my question: How the fuck does a guy like that get a girl like her? It’s like Jessica Alba dating a chimpanzee. It just doesn’t make sense.

Now a video from the comedy group Elephant Larry.

This video actually taught me how to play Minsweeper... Yea...

This is an old video, but it's awesome. Improv Everywhere (I posted something by them before) is a brilliant group of people that set up situations to make people laugh. Most of the time, people don't know what the hell is going on, but they think it's cool anyway.

That's one of my favoites. One of YouTube's favorites, too. This went viral a year or two ago.

So, I know this commerical is old, but I saw it for the first time in a while yesterday.


In other news, I just got laid off. Which sucks. This economy, man, I'm tellin' ya... But I'm not gonna bitch about it... much... Here's an album to download. Two, actually. Kamelot released a two-part epic based on Goethe's "Faust." And it is epic indeed. In case you don't know who they are, Kamelot is a symphonic metal (meaning that it's melodic and atmospheric) band from Florida. But anyway, these albums do a great job at telling the story, but you don't need to know the story to understand the songs. So, here's Epica (the file is big, so it's in two parts: Part I, Part II) and The Black Halo. Listen and enjoy.

And that's it for today. I'll post some news and other stuff tomorrow. Peace.

~Christian

Just When I Was On a Roll

Yesterday, I got up at fucking 9 AM, so I could go to band practice. From there, I went to my cousin's birthday party at Coco Key Water Resort. We were there for like, a long time. Hours. And hours. So that's why I didn't post yesterday. And today, I'm fucking tired as hell. And I had to babysit my two nieces while my sister was at X-Fest. Fun. But I'll try to post double today.



This video always cracks me up. The dark side of news personalities:

Fuckin' thing sucks! Haha.

This video will make you slap your forehead. This lady's a moron.

Honestly, maybe there is something in her water. Why else would she seem so damn out of it?

Now for another exciting installment of Albums I Like... Or whatever I decided the title was... So, today: Alter Bridge's sophomore effort, "Blackbird." The band is actually just Creed with a different signer, but you'd never guess it. The guitar work in this album is just incredible. And Myles has an incredible voice. It's like listening to heaven or something... It's good, download it.

Here's one of the most chilling bigfoot videos I've ever seen.

Haha, the funniest at least.

Okay, I think that'll be all for tonight. I'll post again tomorrow.

~Christian

Konnichiwa

So the title means "hello" in Japanese, though I'm sure most of you know that. As to why I wrote it in Japanese, I'm taking a Japanese course at Sinclair. So far (after one class) it's pretty cool. And easy. French was like a foreign language to me... (oh wait...), but Japanese seems like it should be easy pretty much, to make a sentence you just need to put whatever the subject is, followed by "wa," which has no English meaning, then the verb or adjective, and at the end "desu." Simple. No conjugations. No tricky tricks.

Let's get moving now with some videos. This video is funny for one reason... I don't really know what that reason is, but I'm sure there is one...


Yea, I don't get it either. I'm still like "WTF?"

Now, a story about how people are stupid. Specifically people who work in airport security. Apparently, Nick George is a terrorist. Oh wait, no he's not. He's a student who's learning Arabic through flash cards so he can translate for news networks... A simple mistake...

Okay, so today is the 8th anniversary of 9/11, but I don't really think anything else needs to be said on that topic... It was 8 years ago. We don't still look at December 7 and say "Damn Japs." So I think we should only look to the future and fuck the past.

That was my unofficial rant for today... Now for an official one.

Rant #10 – Everything I Know I Learned From Wikipedia
Alright, I know their intent was good, but an online encyclopedia that any stupid fuck and his brother can edit? C’mon. Sure, some of the shit on there is probably true, but I’ve seen people get on their just to fuck with it, adding in fart jokes to various pages. Does anybody remember when Wikipedia stated that Sinbad was dead? It’s ridiculous. They should just have a group of admins to update the information. I don’t care how many millions of articles there are. And WikiAnswers is a joke. I’m gonna ask anyone happening by (again, any stupid fuck and his brother) how many used cars there are on the market. That’s one I just found on the main page. I guarantee some stupid asshole is going to post a response that says “a lot.” There are some really stupid questions out there too. Does beer have fat calories? Look on the fucking Nutrition Facts label and quit bugging us!

I heard they're going to stop letting just anyone update/edit Wikipedia. Good thing, too. We won't have anymore of these screw-ups. I had an article of the top ten mistakes, but I can't find it now... try Googling it...

So, here's a video to play us out. Senator Al Franken is an odd bird...



~Christian

3... 2... 1... Ignite!

I got a request to put up the video of McCain being Barack Rolled (cuz apparently, it's too hard to search YouTube...). So, here it is.


Good times.

So, I saw 9 last night with Chelsea. I think it was cool that it came out on 9-9-09 (I realize it was just for marketing...). Anyway, the movie was... okay. If you've ssen the previews, you know how dramatic and suspenseful it looked. Well, that was mostly due to the fact that they played Coheed & Cambria's "Welcome Home," which wasn't even featured in the movie. The movie seemed to drag a little (which is weird for a 90 minute movie), and actually, it made me a little sleepy. So don't make my mistake and pay $8 a ticket to se it. Rent it when it comes out on DVD. It's good, but not that good. I wouldn't pay to see it again.

So, I don't know if anyone has ever heard of Ignite, but I have to do one for Government. Basically, an Ignite presentation is a Powerpoint with 20 slides (no more, no less) on whatever topic you choose, presented in under 5 minutes, with slides auto-advancing every 15 seconds. Enlighten me, but make it quick. I really like this one. It's Mehal Shah's "How to Beat Anyone at Scrabble." It's kind of funny.



Here's a story that makes you go "WTF?" A guy burglarizes a home, then... well, read it. It's ridiculous. But I think that's it for today. I'll be back tomorrow after English. Until then, have a blast.



~Christian

Perhaps the Stories Are True...

Yes, it seems that there is solid, undeniable proof that the moon landing, was in fact a hoax. There is no other explanation for this video.

It's funny, right? I thought it was pretty clever.

Alright, this is a picture I found on funnyharhar.com. I know it's kind of cruel, but that doesn't change the fact that it's hilarious.





















Haha! Okay, it's really mean. But I don't care. Funny beats mean every time.

Well, today was my first day of college. It was much easier than I expected. I had English today, and that was it. For 50 minutes. Which is shorter than the classes I take at high school. Tomorrow I start Japanese. That should be fun.

I'm gonna leave you with this. You can't watch this and not laugh.


~Christian

To the Pac-Cycle, Quickly

Coming soon to a theater near you.


Here's another album download. Today, Rise Against's fifth (and latest) release: Appeal to Reason. It opens with a couple of hard-hitters before melting into a softer side (with "Hero of War" and "Audience of One"). The album is brilliant, start to finish, and that is why it is now a part of The Albums You Should Own (Legally or Otherwise). That's officially the title for this segment, by the way.

Today, President Obama gave some kind of address to students. So, I'd like to put up some presidential videos...

If that doesn't make you piss yourself, your funny bone must be broken. McCain actually got rick rolled by that video during one of his speeches. The wholoe crowd starting cheering for Obama. YouTube it.

Here's another one, from MadTV.

*Pisses pants* That's one of the best videos I've seen on YouTube. Love it.

Here's some of the latest news: A doll redefines the word "inappropriate." That's just freakin' ridiculous. And it seems that a conspiracy theorist has convinced Neil Armstrong that the moon landing was faked... I think he's being sarcastic. But I don't know, let me know what you think.

And that's it for today. And it was a hell of a lot. I'll post again tomorrow, faithful readers.

~Christian

So, I Guess We Can Either Have a Steak or a Shake...

Happy Labor Day, everyone! Or at least it's happy to anyone who either A) didn't have to work, or B) didn't go to school. For me, it's both!

Let's load up some new stuff today, shall we?

Happy Tree Friends. Always fun. In a ridiculously twisted, morbid, and disturbing way...

Anyway. More music downloading! Yay! Still haven't really come up with an official title for this, but I don't really care that much. Today, Linkin Park. A little more commercial than Cold. I couldn't decide which was better: "Hybrid Theory" or "Meteora." So here's both of them. They've got generally the same sound, though personally, I think they're completely different. Hybrid Theory has kind of a cold, wintery sound (if that makes sense), and Meteora is more warm, more of an earthy sound. But whatever, probably doesn't make sense to you. They're both great albums.

Music news, anyone? So next month should be kind of exciting. 30 Seconds to Mars is releasing their first CD in four years, to be titled "This is War." I guess Kanye West has been a part of some of their recording process, and he is singing (without Auto Tune) on a song called "Hurricane."

Creed will also be releasing an album the same day (which happens t obe Ocotber 2), entitled "Full Circle." I think it's funny that they're back together. Mark Tremonti had even said that they would never, ever get back together. But money is money. And he can get more money with Creed. So anyway, it's Creed's first release in five years, and their first studio CD in eight. They have 17 songs right now, but that will most likely be trimmed down before the release.

I'm done for today. I'll catch you later (tomorrow) with new stuff. Until then, adios!

~Christian

It is 5 AM, and You Are Listening to Los Angeles

So, pretty soon, I'm gonna figure out how the hell to put up my Project Playlist, and then you'll have some jams to... well, jam to. There's a gadget on here, but I don't know how it works, so... yea.

Went to a party last night. Which is weird for me. I don't usually go do stuff. But I won some money playing pool. I was lucky, I guess. Then today I went to my uncle's to swim. Or watch little kids swim and then get paid. Easiest fifty bucks ever.

So, that's my world right now. Let's move on to the world outside my own. By now, I'm sure everyone has heard the story of Jaycee Lee Dugard, the girl who was kidnapped 18 years ago. It's an incredible story, really. I mean, after almost twenty years, you don't expect anything but maybe a body. This girl was found alive. The kidnapper, Phillip Garrido, gets creepier every day. He writes songs about how he wants to fuck little girls. And sent CDs to a newspaper... Idiot. Nothing says "I'm a pedophile" like 42 minutes of indie rape songs...

Anyway, let's move on. I just watched this Whose Line video. It's good.



Oh, Collin. You never cease to amuse.

Let's see... Ha! Here's a good one. A couple days ago, a guy walks into a bank, robs it, then forgets his wallet... Fool. Oh, and about a week ago, about 13,000 people in Mexico tried to beat the Thriller record. Looks like they did. By a lot. Beats this video, too.


And that is all for today. See you tomorrow. Labor Day, no school. Awesome!

~Christian

Close Encounters of the Really Freakin' Weird Kind

So, maybe I'm a dork, but I saw this on the Google homepage and thought it was pretty funny.








Yea, make fun, I can take it. I wanted to follow this picture up with a UFO video, but pretty much everything I could find is either A) really cheesy, B) really hard to see/understand, or C) one of those "gotcha" videos where they splice in a picture of a demon baby or something. And you know I'd never do that to you guys... I wouldn't. But I don't wanna give you nothing, so here you go...

It made me smile. I realize this is 100% fake, but it's funny.

This video cracks me up, too.

Photoshop is wonderful, isn't it? The fact that it's just this gif of a horse for a minute and a half is kind of annoying after a while, though.

So, does everyone remember like a year or so ago when they found some sort of animal carcass on a beach near New York's business district? They called the Montauk Monster. Well, it seems we've finally discovered the truth...


That video is great. Well, I think that'll be all for today, ladies and gentlemen. Tune in tomorrow for another exciting adventure in Ashes to Oranges!

~Christian

Dadada Dadada Dadadada (Dododo, Dododo)

Okay, so I've been slacking, I know. And I know the reason... but, it's all good. Cuz I'm gonna give you a lot of stuff today. Like, a lot. I don't even have other tabs open. I'm devoting all my attention to bringing you the goods.

First up, Fall Out Boy. Quit booing. I don't care (hehe) if you don't like their music. Their videos are hysterical.

Ha! Andy drops a piss balloon. Classic.

More stuff, more stuff. How's about this: Another bigfoot sighting.

Chilling, chilling footage.

News! Let me ask you something. Are you cool enough to own a cannon? How about fire one through your neighbor's window? Yep, just count on me to bring you news that makes you go "WTF?" Like this story: a douchebag slaps a crying kid in WalMart... That's freakin' stupid. Do it where no one can see you...

Moving on... Music! I heard Alice in Chains' new song "Check My Brain" on the radio the other day. I'm impressed. William Duvall sounds just like Layne did back in the day. "Black Gives Way to Blue," their first album in 14 years, comes out September 29.

What do we want now?... How about some DLC (that's downloadable content, in case you didn't know...) This is gonna be the start of a new section called: My Favorite Albums. Or something like that. Cuz I'm I'm only gonna post albums I really dig. The first one is Cold's 2003 release "Year of the Spider." Nearly every track is fantastic, and it was much more articulate and easier to listen to than their previous releases.

And that's it for today, I'll see you tomorrow!

~Christian

Post Titles Are Stupid

Sorry I didn't post earlier, like I usually do. I was... busy... These freakin' Lonelygirl15 videos are incredible. I know, they're from years ago. And I know about everything after them. I don't give a shit. They're still sweet. Watch them (but be warned, there's hundreds of them...) Then I went to work (I work at a pizza place). I'm trying to get a pizza named after me: pepperoni, sausage, and bacon. There's a regular there that has a pizza named after him (the Hondo: deluxe with black olives and extra cheese), so why not me?

Anyway, that's my boring life. Now, interesting stuff. I took a Psychology course last year in high school. While studying the differences between male and female brains, I came across these pictures.






























Yea, they're a little hard to read with the print kind of small, but you get the general concept.

To be honest, I want to stop blogging for today and find out what the hell is gonna happen next in this Lonelygirl saga... Shut up, it's freakin' great. And I'm hooked. So, I'll leave you all with a video and sign off for today.



~Christian

Join the Resistance!!!

So, I don't really have much to post about today... I know, I've been slacking. But on the brightside, I'm incredibly good-looking... Alright, that's a lie. But let's see what we've got today, shall we?

Does anyone know about the Lonelygirl15 videos? They were a vlog that surfaced in June of '06. Well, if you're one of the people saying "old news," my apologies. I've only lately been exploring the viral side of the internet. I think they're pretty interesting. Go check 'em out!

I've been learning a lot about myself lately. This video kind of inspired me.



It's a really simple premise, but it made me see things in a different way. A bigger way. So now, one of my goals is to travel. Everywhere. Anywhere.

But here's some more good stuff. Family Guy.



Ahahahahahaha!!! I couldn't resist. I found this and thought "No way am I the only one getting tricked by this."

... I really can't think of anything else to post (or maybe I'm really just distracted by the LG15 saga...) Alright, I tell you what. I'll be back tomorrow with news and videos, and music and... I don't know, new stuff. So till then, thanks for reading!

~Christian

All Your Base

How is everyone today? Sweet. (I hope everyone said "Good," cuz otherwise my response would make me sound like a dick...) Well, I hope everyone is ready for new stuff. Or, new to this blog anyway... This video is pretty old. But it's a classic, and I felt the need to add it in here.



I think I'm gonna throw up a few more virals.


This one isn't one of those "WTF?" virals, but it's really artistic, and I did it, so here it is.

And that sonata is beautiful, isn't it? It's chilling.

Here's a story that I thought was kind of odd. Not something you hear everyday. Though I do recall a few years ago this guy died in his home, and a few months later he was found. And the only reason he was found was because they were evacuating the building due to a gas leak... It's sad, actually.

What else do we want today?... Holy shit, my Camaro! I got a picture!














Yea, that's my baby. I think she has my eyes... Just kidding. Well, that shall be all for today. Stay cool, everyone. I'll be back tomorrow.