It is 5 AM, and You Are Listening to Los Angeles

So, pretty soon, I'm gonna figure out how the hell to put up my Project Playlist, and then you'll have some jams to... well, jam to. There's a gadget on here, but I don't know how it works, so... yea.

Went to a party last night. Which is weird for me. I don't usually go do stuff. But I won some money playing pool. I was lucky, I guess. Then today I went to my uncle's to swim. Or watch little kids swim and then get paid. Easiest fifty bucks ever.

So, that's my world right now. Let's move on to the world outside my own. By now, I'm sure everyone has heard the story of Jaycee Lee Dugard, the girl who was kidnapped 18 years ago. It's an incredible story, really. I mean, after almost twenty years, you don't expect anything but maybe a body. This girl was found alive. The kidnapper, Phillip Garrido, gets creepier every day. He writes songs about how he wants to fuck little girls. And sent CDs to a newspaper... Idiot. Nothing says "I'm a pedophile" like 42 minutes of indie rape songs...

Anyway, let's move on. I just watched this Whose Line video. It's good.



Oh, Collin. You never cease to amuse.

Let's see... Ha! Here's a good one. A couple days ago, a guy walks into a bank, robs it, then forgets his wallet... Fool. Oh, and about a week ago, about 13,000 people in Mexico tried to beat the Thriller record. Looks like they did. By a lot. Beats this video, too.


And that is all for today. See you tomorrow. Labor Day, no school. Awesome!

~Christian