Close Encounters of the Really Freakin' Weird Kind

So, maybe I'm a dork, but I saw this on the Google homepage and thought it was pretty funny.








Yea, make fun, I can take it. I wanted to follow this picture up with a UFO video, but pretty much everything I could find is either A) really cheesy, B) really hard to see/understand, or C) one of those "gotcha" videos where they splice in a picture of a demon baby or something. And you know I'd never do that to you guys... I wouldn't. But I don't wanna give you nothing, so here you go...

It made me smile. I realize this is 100% fake, but it's funny.

This video cracks me up, too.

Photoshop is wonderful, isn't it? The fact that it's just this gif of a horse for a minute and a half is kind of annoying after a while, though.

So, does everyone remember like a year or so ago when they found some sort of animal carcass on a beach near New York's business district? They called the Montauk Monster. Well, it seems we've finally discovered the truth...


That video is great. Well, I think that'll be all for today, ladies and gentlemen. Tune in tomorrow for another exciting adventure in Ashes to Oranges!

~Christian