100th Post

Well, I wish I had thought about this before, but this is my 100th post... I feel like we need to celebrate. Except I don't care that much. When we get to 500 we'll celebrate. So, I'm keeping my promise. Two days and still going strong. So, let's see what's happening in the world.

Weird News

So everyone remembers this video, right?



Well, Fritz Grobe and Stephen Voltz are doing another experiment: A vehicle propelled by Mentos and Coke. Probably not cost effective in the slightest, but it's cool factor should be enough for people to ignore that fact... You can read more about it here.

In Massachucetts, a woman ran a man over with her car. But that's not the weird part. Thge weird part is that his name is Lord Jesus Christ... They need to stop letting people change their names to shit like this. I mean, if I want to change my name to Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, somebody should be like "Umm... GTFO." But I digress. What I really want to know is what he said after she ran him over. I think it went one of two ways:

THUMP
Woman: Oh my Lord!
LJC: Yes, my child. But fear not, I have forgiven you through my blood.

or

THUMP
LJC: Fuck! What the hell, bitch?! Jesus H. Christ! Watch where you're fucking going next time, asshole!

Yea, that's probably pretty accurate. Read the full article here.

Has everyone heard about the sinkhole in Guatemala? That's some crazy shit, isn't it? Look at this thing.



It opened up just after the tropical storm Agatha hit. It swallowed a three-story building! At least one man was inside it. Several people are still missing. Holy crap. It's just a big black hole.

Videos to Make You Smile

This first video was featured on an episode of Tosh.0. I don't know what the hell it's about, but nonetheless, I freaking love it. It cracks me up every time.



This next video I think is part of a larger project called "High School Sucks: The Musical." But I'm not sure. In any case, it's a fairly accurate representation of high school. It's not some crappy little fairy tale--coughHighSchoolMusicalcough--like something else we've heard about.



It's high school, and it sucks. It sucks so much. I like the line about the emo kids cutting the grass. I'm not one for stereotypes, but that was funny.

Well, I'll see all of you tomorrow. I'll have all sorts of cool new stuff lined up. Later!

~Christian