Ch-Ch-Ch-Changes

So, the first thing you should notice is the fact that you're hearing music. Probably The Stones, unless shuffle has started working. If you don't hear any music, it's probably because your speakers aren't working. So, I've got some cool stuff lined up (that's a lie, I'm making this up as I go), so let's get started, shall we?

I want to start with this "WTF?" video. It's apparently a Justin Bieber cover (that's what the title says, I have no idea), and it's by this little 7-year-old kid that wants to grow up to be a rapper. This is one of the worst things I've seen in I don't know how long. You've been warned.



... Yea. He sucks. He's a little white kid in a polo shirt pretending to be like, fuckin' Busta Rhymes or something. And he can't carry a tune. Can't hit a pitch... Actually, that sounds like me, only he's higher pitched... By the way, where does the term "shorty" come from? Anybody know? Cuz not all chicks are short. Like Amazons...

This next video... Well, I don't know what this driver was trying to accomplish... Maybe he was on acid? Thought he could fly? I like that the title of the video says he went "all General Lee."



Crazy, right? Maybe he was tired of waiting for his flight and thought he'd just fly himself... I don't know... I wish we could see the aftermath... Oh wait, we can! Isn't the internet wonderful?

This video took me a second to get. It's a Chik-fil-A video about cow tipping.



It's ironic, see? Speaking of Chik-fil-A, do you think there's a Chik-fil-B?...

Rant

Why the hell is it so hard for BP to fix their fucking leak? You'd think they'd have some kind of protocol for it, like a plan B or something... In case of oil spill, break the glass, anything! I heard President Obama say this was the largest oil spill in our history. No shit, Mr. President. That's because you all sat on your asses and did nothing for 40 days. He also said that there was a lot of aid coming to help clean it. Brilliant, wonderful! Where the is this clean-up crew?

... The Ghostbusters? You called the fucking Ghostbusters?... *Sigh* The technology to completely reverse the effects of this oil spill exist, and are available, but nobody wants to fucking pay for it. I heard a couple of guys talking on the radio about that ump that apologized to Galarraga, and they were like "I wish we could get an apology from a BP Exec." Well played, radio man. Well played. Fox News' Megyn Kelly had an interview with someone who said BP is now standing for "Barack's Problem." This is his Katrina. How well has he handled it? Not well, Mr. President. Not well.

Yea, you thought this was gonna be all fun and games, didn't you? Didn't realize we were going to talk politics. But fear not, my rant is over. As a side note, President Obama did not actually call in the Ghostbusters for help. It was for the sake of comedy. Alright, I'm tired. That rant took a lot out of me. So, I'll leave you with this pic.
















~Christian