Why All Guys Like Halloween

This pretty much sums it all up.

Sexy Lobster, Sexy Jesus... It's all good.

So, we all know how YouTube is king when it comes to finding incredibly odd videos at random, right? Okay, just so we're all on the same page...

It made me laugh. A little.

That's it. See you tomorrow.

~Christian

Advice Dog Saved My Life

I can't believe I lived so long without his wisdom...

Yea, I know it's awesome. YouTube is wonderful, isn't it?

More advice, you say? Look no further than the Philosoraptor...


This is a video by the creator of Philosoraptor that's also pretty good: The Socially Awkward Penguin.

And I'm pretty sure most of these things I've done... I don't think I've stared at my grandmother's tits though...

So, this is one of the luckiest things I've ever seen: A guy is in the middle of an embezzlement case, and he wins the lottery. He'll still see jail time.

Okat, something to download. Shinedown is arguably one of the best bands of today, and it was hard to narrow it down to one album, but "Us and Them" has some of their best work to date on it. The bottom half of the album is especialy good, with songs like "Shed Some Light," "Some Day," and "Fake." Brent Smith's voice is one of the best around, and I guara-fucking-tee you'll love this album, or your money back... Since you didn't pay, I'm able to make that statement without fear. Haha.

Anyway, that's it. It was a long one today. Mata!

~Chrisitan

If You Read This, You Will Die in Seven Days

Okay, you won't actually die in seven days if you read this. As long as you copy this and post it in ten more posts, then at midnight, your true love will kiss you... Fuck chain messaging.

So, stuff. How's about Potter Puppet Pals?

Oh, pipe bomb. You always know how to make an explosive entrance...

Here's one with over 3 million views!

I love the imagery and symbolism in this one. I think it really captures the essence of society as a whole...

So, um... if anyone has seen a lung... the traveling exhibit of human cadavers wants it back... yea, someone stole a fucking lung. That's never happened before. And what the fuck are they using it for? "Well, Jimmy, we couldn't afford the iron lung, so we stole this real one..." And here's an examploe of people who shouldn't be parents: a woman let her 13-year-old daughter ride on top of her van in a carboard box. "Okay, Amber, remember to hold on real tight when we go into the turns..." Morons. But don't worry, the box was secured on with fucking coat hangers...

Okay, somebody has to remember this song. It's like ten years old, but it was one of the most popular songs of the year.

Great song. Escape the Fate covered this, actually. It's pretty good.

That's it! Aloha!

~Christian

No, I Don't Want to Take a Short Political Survey

We watched this video in Government the other day. It's from SNL.

I love it.

Here's a video my brother showed me: How to Play Guitar... Well Enough to Get You Laid


I just watched this 45-minute long movie called "The Call of Cthulhu." It was made in 2005, but it's in the style of a 1920s silent movie. It was... alright. Kyle couldn't stay awake when he watched it. But he was right: Cthulhu needed more face time. I read a review on imdb.com that said Lovecraft doesn't translate well to video. I need to read the book, then. Right after I read Dante's Inferno, which is first on the list right now.

Alright, download this album: Pearl Jam's debut release, "Ten," is freaking great. Virtually every track is a work of art. This album has a ton of atmosphere to it, which I especially love. It surrounds you, man. Too bad Pearl Jam doesn't really sound like this anymore. Join the "Get Eddie Vedder Back on Heroin Campaign," so they'll sound like themselves again... Anyway, great CD.

That's it. Tune in again tomorrow. Peace.

~Christian

Point #2: You Are a Goddamn Idiot

Red vs. Blue makes me happy.


So, I heard that King's Island had to stop their dead celebrity thing, where they had a bunch of skeletons of dead celebrities all over the park... My friend thinks it's because of the skeletons on the guest list was Obama's Health Care Plan. No joke.

So, I found out why Wikipedia is awesome:

Sums it up nicely, I think.

Okay, what the hell. We know how fast food allows us to eat in a hurry, but has the world gone completely to shit? Drive-through... religion? I'm not kidding. Check it out. If you're not even gonna slow down to pray to God, then what the fuck?...

That's all today. See ya, homies.

~Christian

Somebody Tell Me What the Hell She's Talking About

So, while watching the "100 Greatest Moments of Youtube," I found this video. It is, without a doubt, one of the oddest anomalies on the internet...

If anyone catches a coherent statement in that video anywhere, please let me know. Cuz I couldn't find any...

Okay, if this news doesn't make you scratch your head, you're a fool. A cat was shot in the head with an arrow. And it lived. No shit. Here's more stupid burglars, this time from the beautiful Italy. He broke in and... honest to God... checked his Facebook account... Fucking noob.

Okay, so this is a funny Asian guy doing funny things.

It's funny cuz he's Asian... and illiterate.

I'll leave you with this video, cuz I love this song (the cover, haven't heard the original...)


~Christian

Happy New (Fiscal) Year!

Hugh Jackman is funny.

"You wanna get that?"

Here's a fail for you. Courtesy of FailBlog.org

Because fuck parallel parking!

So, the University of Florida seems pretty safe, in case you're thinking of enrolling there. They have an organized, detailed plan for what to do in case of a zombie attack... I went to their site to send you a link, but the disaster resource link is down... Damn.

Anybody ever seen "My Cousin Vinny"? Cuz this reminds me of it...

So you remember a few weeks ago I told you about Halestorm (who happened to be at X-Fest, in case you were there...) Well, I finally got a link to their CD. So, here's your download for today. Halestorm's self-titled CD is one of the best I've heard this year. Lzzy Hale's voice is absolutely incredible: one of the best female hard rock voices ever. I love this CD, every track. And I swear, she's had more sex than anyone I've ever heard of...

Alright, that's it. Hope you liked it. Happy new fiscal year...

~Christian