Computer Problems

So, I haven't posted in a few days. Sorry. Both the computers we own have become all sucky and fucky. But this one's all better now (and actually, it seems to be running faster... so win!) But anyway, let's start with a rant.

Rant #34 – This is My Girlfriend. She Lives 600 Miles Away. I Met Her On MySpace

But never in person. But she says she loves me. We’ve been dating for a week. She’s going to drive here when she gets her license… Sigh. I don’t know who I’m more ashamed of: the poor guy, who’s an idiot, or the girl 600 miles away who’s laughing her ass off with her friends. Okay, so first of all, a month into any relationship, let alone a week, the word love should not even come up unless used in a sentence like this: “Oh yea, I love Chinese food!” Second of all, your girlfriend is 600 fucking miles away. And it’s not like you were dating for a while and then she moved. You met her while you’re in Ohio and she’s in Texas or South Carolina or some obscure country in Eastern Europe that has a name you can’t even pronounce. And you know that the girl’s just fucking with them because it’s always a really hot girl and the guy looks like he lost a fight with genetics. This only supports my theory that teenage girls are all “fake people.” Oh, and by the way, she’s not going to drive out to meet you. Ever. She’s going to send you a message saying she doesn’t love you, then say it was her friend, then you’ll get pissed and the two of you will “break up.” But you’ll want her back so you keep sending her messages on MySpace until you finally give up and become depressed for the rest of high school. Good luck with that!

That one was, when I wrote it July, dedicated to this guy who only ever dated people who lived at least 500 miles away. He finally has a girlfriend in the same city going to the same school. Seems much happier. This isn't rocket science, people.

Alright, this video is hard to the fucking core... ish. I think it's kind of cool, anyway.

They glow under blue light. It's awesome. Plus, I think the music is nice to chill to.

So, I live in a semi-rural area. I've driven down some roads and seen deer crossing the road (once with a driving instructor who freaked out and slammed on his brake... freakin' Phil...) Anyway, the moral of the story is that this is ridiculous. A circus elephant crosses the road (sounds like the start to a chicken joke...) and an SUV almost hits it. Good stuff.

Holy shit! I found a leaked scene from Saw VII (yes, they're making a Saw fucking VII, I'm not happy about it, but what can you do?... Oh by the way, it's gonna be in fucking 3-D, how lame is that? Why does Hollywood do this shit to us, man? I mean, first they make six Saw movies, and now they're gonna make one in 3D? What, so the blood jumps at you? Or the chainsaw looks like it's right at your neck... But I digress). Anyway, this is totally an actual scene from the upcoming seventh installment of the most overdone franchise since The Land Before Time, and not a video made by someone in their mom's basement. Enjoy.

Haha, yea, that was totally done in his mom's basement...

Okay, I guess that's it for today. I wanted to put up a download, but "it puts viruses on the computer." I guess so could blogging, but I have a policy about that: Fuck it. Good night!

~Christian