Tori Thompson drew that on her shoe. Hence why it's called a "shoe dragon." Pretty hardcore.
Just when you thought anyone could do the Risky Business scene in their underwear (has everyone seen the Band Hero Taylor Swift commercial?) this goes and happens.
God, I wish I could freeze frame and instant replay for you, but I wonder what was going through her mind by the time her body was at a 45 degree angle. Probably something along the lines of "Oh fuckin' shit! I can't believe I let Amber talk me into this shit." God, I could watch that over and over again.
And now, a word from our sponsors: Hey! Are you horny? Run out of cell phone minutes? You can still call 911! Ask the dispatcher for sex! Take it from our satisfied customer, Joshua Basso. Oh wait, he was arrested... Guess you can't ask him...
Only in Texas... Okay, so this woman claimed she had cancer and held a benefit for her chemotherapy. She raised $10,000. What's the problem? She doesn't have cancer. She spent the money on breast implants so she could "save her seven-month marriage." Sigh. Let's break this down, shall we? She's only been married to this guy seven months, and the marriage is apparently falling apart. I don't think her boobs are the problem. Second of all, why does she think that bigger boobs will save her marriage? Maybe the problem is that she's a conniving, scheming bitch. Third of all, aren't there more efficient ways of saving a marriage, that don't require you stealing thousands of dollars from your friends, family, and neighbors? God, people are fucking nuts.
I'd like to leave you with a list of my favorite phobias. Why? Cuz it's my damn blog and I'll do what I want... So anyway, here we go. These are actual, legitimate, textbook phobias.
Hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia. The fear of long words. No shit.
Ithyphallophobia. The fear of an erect penis... I won't comment.
Arachibutyrophobia. The fear of peanut butter sticking to the roof of your mouth.
Barophobia. The fear of gravity. Now, how does that work, are they scared all the damn time?...
Phobophobia. The fear of having a phobia... Alright.
Hellenologophobia. The fear of Greek words, which is funny because phobias are all greek roots.
Pronophobia. The fear of prostitutes. I don't see how anyone could fear them. Maybe they fear contracting diseases from them...
And that's it for today, hope you had fun. See ya next time.
~Christian
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