Penguins Can Fly, or How I Learned There's No Such Thing as Reality

I know what you're thinking, and yes. The title of this post is a terrible attempt at a Bullwinkle reference. Anyway, I've got some cool new stuff lined up today. First, a video that changed my life. Okay, it didn't. But I laughed.


It's all 100% real...

Moving on. Something that actually did change my life. I'm sure you've all heard of Demetri Martin, the comedian. Well, I knew he's pretty funny, so I decided to watch his 2004 show "If I." I was amazed. In those 50 minutes, I realized how incredibly deep and philosophical he really is. Click the link, it's worth your time.

But now, back to comedy.

Yea, that's good stuff.

Now I'd like to introduce you to the rant portion of our program. *Theme music**Audience cheers*

Rant #89 – Look Me Up On Twitter
Or don’t. Because I’m never going to use it. I was going to start a Twitter for my band, thinking it was similar to MySpace or Facebook. I set it all up and went to my page to start blogging or something. What I saw was a single box with a submit button. I’m like “What the fuck?” Really, I just type what I’m doing and hit enter. Maybe that would be helpful if I was Hugh Hefner. “Yes, right now I’m doing Miss February.” Come on, at least there could’ve been a blogspot on it. Bottom line, normal people can’t use Twitter. Famous people can, even if they’re not doing anything. “Oh, I wonder what Paris Hilton is doing right now?” Looks up Paris Hilton. “Oh, my God! She’s on her couch eating bonbons! That’s what I’m doing! I’m like Paris Hilton!” Twitter sucks.

TTFN. I'll be back tomorrow. Peace, love, rock n roll.

~Christian