Wednesday, October 7, 2009

If You Read This, You Will Die in Seven Days

Okay, you won't actually die in seven days if you read this. As long as you copy this and post it in ten more posts, then at midnight, your true love will kiss you... Fuck chain messaging.

So, stuff. How's about Potter Puppet Pals?

Oh, pipe bomb. You always know how to make an explosive entrance...

Here's one with over 3 million views!

I love the imagery and symbolism in this one. I think it really captures the essence of society as a whole...

So, um... if anyone has seen a lung... the traveling exhibit of human cadavers wants it back... yea, someone stole a fucking lung. That's never happened before. And what the fuck are they using it for? "Well, Jimmy, we couldn't afford the iron lung, so we stole this real one..." And here's an examploe of people who shouldn't be parents: a woman let her 13-year-old daughter ride on top of her van in a carboard box. "Okay, Amber, remember to hold on real tight when we go into the turns..." Morons. But don't worry, the box was secured on with fucking coat hangers...

Okay, somebody has to remember this song. It's like ten years old, but it was one of the most popular songs of the year.

Great song. Escape the Fate covered this, actually. It's pretty good.

That's it! Aloha!

~Christian

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