This Just In: You, Too, Can Look Like a Jackass

So, you remember ar the end of August when I put up the video for the shake-weight? It's back, and this time, men can look like douchebags too!


I don't know who all's heard, but Toy Story is back. I'm not just talking about the double feature some theaters are showing, they're making a third one.

I haven't decided if this is a good thing or not... I mean, I understand introducing this generation to it (cuz let's be honest, I grew up with those movies), but on the other hand, I grew up with those movies. They better not fuck 'em up!

So, I've said for a while that people are stupid. Here's another good example. The University of Notre Dame is full of morons. First of all, they can't pronounce Notre Dame. But that's not important. I guess there was some fancy party at the University and the caterer was mistakenly tipped $29,000. According to the article, she said she tried alerting the University several times, but they never returned her calls. So, does the University simple say, "God, you know what, my bad. Thanks for telling us."? No. Instead, they do what any civilized person would do: sue. Now, we can't blame just the university. It's obvious that they didn't mean to pay her so much, but she bought a Volkswagon Jetta with it... Yea, how many times did you call, lady?...

All right, I'm good for now. See ya tomorrow.

~Christian