My birthday is on the 9th. Everybody should get me something... Like money... or a stripper... or both...
When I got home this evening, my brother was watching the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. Anyone ever notice how the models all look nasty in their own way? Some are waaaaaaay too skinny, and others have like the cheekbones of a chicken. It's ridiculous. Why do girls strive to be like these models when all my brother and I did the whole time watching was pick apart all their flaws?...
Alright, so Jackie showed me this site today that made me piss my pants. It's called People of Walmart. Basically, people follow around the weird-ass mofos that shop at Walmart and take pictures for the rest of us to laugh at. It's great, check it out.
Ever think about changing your name? Well, if you do, be smart about it. I'm tired of hearing of jackasses like Chad Johnson... Oh, excuse me. Chad Ochocinco. Fucker. This woman decided she'd change her name from Dorothy Lola Killingworth (which is kind of a brutal last name) to, no fuckin' shit, Jesus Christ. But I guess she's not living up to the name, because it says here she was excused from jury duty because she was a pain in the ass. But that's just a paraphrasing. I think those people should be forced more so to attend jury duty. She was only being a douche to get out of it...
This is a great video from the guys at How It Should Have Ended. It's their vision for Twilight.
Check out my bazillion ab muscles. Hahaha. Love it.
Alright, that's it for now. But fear not, for there will always be more to enjoy in the limitless world of the interweb.
~Christian
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