December 10...

Yesterday was my birthday. Chels got me this sweet notebook that's covered with like vinyl or something. I don't know, but anyway, it's sweet. So I decided to start a journal in it. write what's going on in my life, sketch, jot down song ideas. whatever pops up. So if you're reading this, Chels, I love it. But you're probably not reading this...

So, let me just throw up a couple videos and we'll get this show on the road. This video is one I saw on Tosh.0 once. It's like... hardcore, or something...

Yea, there isn't a word for it, you know?

Okay, here's another video that's just kind of... I don't know. It's been circulating for a little while, and has probably already started to go viral. The WoW freak-out kid, ladies and gentlemen.

Remote... up the ass... and how did he get his clothes off?... But on the plus side, he'd make it big as a grindcore vocalist...

Here's something that'll get you some street cred in prison: Three guys are sitting in the prison cafeteria. First guy: "I killed three people. What're you two in for?" Second guy: "I went on a car theft spree. Stole twenty cars before they busted me." Third guy: "I pissed on a cop..." Here's the thing: the guy really did piss on a freakin' cop. It was his fifth (count 'em, five times!) drunk driving arrest. The cop put him in the cruiser and the guy pisses all over the back seat and sprays the officer in the back of the head. He got piss on his head! When I read the article, I thought it would be on his boots or something. But no, on his freakin' head. He's serving one year, he was fined $3600, and he's had his license revoked. Yea, that ought to teach him. You can read the article here.

And that's all folks! I'll try and put more up tomorrow.

~Christian